I have decided that rubber chickens are truly the epitome of human technological engineering. How they turn those chickens into rubber is a mystery to me. Scary.
We just went to San Fransisco and, as per China Town law, I bought a rubber chicken. These things are the greatest piece of rubber ever to be pumped out of the manufacturing plants in Beijing. And now, I've started the Vertco Plastic & Rubber Crap Division! WOOOHOOO! More Benjamins, please!
And now, THE MOST EVIL COMPANY EVER is marketing a certain type of South African noisemaker as a party favor...
VUVUZELAS!!!
Aaah, yes, the most annoying 'music' maker ever has returned! At your 5-year-old's next birthday, just buy a pack of these babies! There's nothing like hearing five little kids blare out a loud, droning sound that resembles a swarm of angry bees! Have fun! And, if you want to find the company that started the vuvuzela craze in America, look no further than Vertco: The Most Evil Company Ever.
Bye!
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