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Monday, July 26, 2010

Death of a Telemarketer

I just got another telemarketer call. Here's the unaltered dialogue:

Telemarketer: Hello, may I speak to the owner of your house?
Me: Speaking. Who is this?
Telemarketer: This is a political phone call.
Me: Sure.
Telemarketer: I know you want to get rid of California's debt. The only person who can do that is Meg Whitman. I encourage you to vote for Meg this November.
Me: Oh, great, I'd love to help--- BANG! AAAAGH!!! I'VE BEEN SHOT! (hangs up).
Aaaah, that was fun. VERTCO EES EEVIL.
Oh, and I saw Inception yesterday, it was awesome. Just how I like it: confusing plot, lots of involved technology, large explosions, and not too much dialogue.
15 stars.
Bye!

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