Me: 'Sup.
TM: Yes, I'm calling on behalf of the Republican Party.
Me: Oh... well...
TM: I'm sorry, am I interrupting something?
Me: Yeah, we're eating dinner, and I really do like spastic leech lungs.
TM: Haha... um...
Me: SLEEP WELL TONIGHT!!! (hangs up)
Aaaah, fun. And here's the second one, which just happened six seconds ago:
Me: Yello!
TM: Could I speak to a Mr. Jerry Sacamano?
Me: Sorry, this is a wrong number.
TM: Really?
Me: Yes. This is Zontar, King of the Pig People. Snort, snort. (hangs up)
This is so much fun. Driving people insane is somewhat of an obsession with me. And I'm pretty good at it, too, as you may have noticed.
Bye!
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