A Complete Train Beck

I have possibly the best news ever.

Glenn Beck is officially leaving his post as pundit-in-chief at FOX 'News'.

Apparently, FOX was going to fire Beck anyway, but he decided to just quit instead. Unfortunately, this means he has more free time to write books and be a dickhead. Which is why I'm starting the 'Find a job for Beckie' fund, which finds a fake job for Glenn to eat up his time. The only problem is that, after a while, he'll start to wonder where all the cameras are.

Everyone, the crisis in Japan isn't getting any better. The Japanese government recently was forced to dump tons of radioactive water into the Pacific Ocean. Here's a list of crap we have in our oceans now:

1) 1,000--- no, 12,000--- no, 40,000---no, 165,000 barrels of oil.

2) A trash heap the size of Texas.

3) Pieces of ice caps the size of Rhode Island which broke off due to global warming.

4) Sunken galleons, messages in bottles.

5) And now, a few hundred gallons of radioactive seawater. Oops. Well, it doesn't look like this could get any worse. Or, it didn't, until I heard about the new North Korean plan to nuke the Indian Ocean.

Moving on to less heartening stories (that's called foreshadowing), the government of the US is 'shutting down' tomorrow. Interesting. Apparently, congress was unable to pass a budget, and now we have no money-spending guidelines. Which means that a small secession by Marin County might go somewhat unnoticed.

Interesting...

I said I'd put this off. I just didn't say how long.

Bye!

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