We've finally run out of things to blow up.
Sure, we've got countries like Iraq, Afghanistan, and Libya that we can 'bomb some sense into', but no easily defined enemy. I think it all started when we invented the atom bomb. Once we could extinguish millions of lives in a split second, the whole idea of battling another country's army to see whose was the best seemed kind of old-fashioned.
Fortunately, we were able to innovate around the problem by creating wars on inanimate objects and abstract concepts! Match the person to their personal war:
A) Michelle Obama 1) War on fictional war on Christmas
B) Tipper Gore 2) War on Communism
C) The Reagans 3) War on Global Warming
D) Bill o'Reilly 4) War on Drugs
E) Al Gore 5) War on Terror
F) George W. Bush 6) War on Music Lyrics
G) Capitalists 7) War on Obesity
I'll give you the answers a few blogs from now. Bye!
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