Every single time we're studying something in class, something huge happens there. Like, we were just studying Africa, and BOOM! Revolution! Last year, we were studying Africa as well, and they found a hominid older than Lucy! And we were studying Egypt when they found out what killed King Tut (hint: 3,000 year-old penis thieves). And just now, we were studying Japan and China when a huge earthquake hits the region! Coincidence? Yes.
But when this tidal wave hit, it ruined a very integral part of a nuclear reactor on the coast of Japan. To cool off the reactor, water needs to be pumped onto it constantly. Well, the surge of water shut off the pump entirely, and now the reactor is heating up. And the only way to stop it from mutating everything within 50 miles is a weapon called an Oxygen Destroyer, a controversial device that has never been tested before! But time is running out! What will we choose to do? Millions of lives hang in the balance, for this is:
GODZILLA! DUH, DUH, DUUUUUUUUUUH!
Yes, the reactor has mutated a seemingly normal lizard on the outskirts of Tokyo, who seems to have a deep-seated resentment of humanity and sushi.
Actually, I believe Godzilla V Megalon was actually a landmark supreme court decision, in which the court found that Megalon was not infringing on Godzilla's constitutional rights by using laser beams fired from his facial appendage. Godzilla, angered by the court's ruling, destroyed Tokyo with the help of his lawyer, F. Lee Bailey.
This was even more ridiculous than the King Tut's penis series.
Bye!
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