A quick explanation: Pishka is Russian for 'Missing Royal Scepter'.
THE FOLLOWING POST MAY NOT BE APPROPRIATE FOR ALL AUDIENCES.
'Sup, people! It's time for another post about the story you've all been excited about: KING TUT'S MISSING PENIS!!! DUH, DUH, DUUUUUUH!
As I explained in my previous blog, It is my contention that Mummar Qadaffi has made off with King Tut's 'Mummified Cheeto' and plans to stop the current revolution using its ancient and mysterious powers! This is TERRIBLE news! If Qadaffi has commandeered the power of the 'Egyptian Cucumber', he could use it to raze all of Libya! But of course, someone must rise from the ashes and command the planet once the 'Ancient Sausage' nuked all of Earth. And who better to do that than...
Me, of course. The Man Made of Awesome®. Libya will be conquered by Vertopia and will then take over the world! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
But there is something I need to worry about even more: What if 'Tut's Li'l Pharaoh' bonds with Qadaffi to form something even scarier than the powers of 3,000-year-old penises: A Qadaffi Zombie!!!! DUH, DUH, DUUUUUUUUH!!!
We may be shmuffed.
Bye!
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